- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A russian gives away vodka.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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