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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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