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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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