- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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