Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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360 NO SCOPE

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Jesus Christ

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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That is so fetch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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