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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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