- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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