why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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