Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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