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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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