- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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