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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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