- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

you see theres this guy.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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