- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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