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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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