a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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read this sentence again.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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