Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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