- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Immigration Laws

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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