- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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