Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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