- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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