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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

cancer

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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