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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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