What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

cancer

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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