- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

There's my tractor.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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