why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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your face

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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