- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

speak now or forever hold your pee

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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