Then none of us want to be right.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why dont they make black forks

Whose your daddy? Not me

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Smeg...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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