Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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