how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Albert your flies undone.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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