What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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