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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

The american education system.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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