- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Golf.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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