- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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