Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whose your daddy? Not me

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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