What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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