Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

antonis sister is mighty fine

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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