An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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