- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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