What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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