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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

why dont they make black forks

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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