Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Do the roar!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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