How do you scare a black man? You dont

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Anti Jokes = Drained

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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