Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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i like turtles

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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