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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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