- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Guest what in the butt

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Womens rights

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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