- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

speak now or forever hold your pee

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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