whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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