man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Your so gay, that you like men!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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