What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats brown and sticky a stick

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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