who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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