Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Japan

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

speak now or forever hold your pee

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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