- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

what do you call a black guy african american

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

._____________________. Whale!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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