- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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