Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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