what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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