Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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