- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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