- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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