- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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