Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call an arab ?

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Indians

no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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