Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Make me famous

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

pobody's nerfect

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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