- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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