- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

France had one revolution

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

call me maybe.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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