Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Mahmy

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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