- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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