A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

. . I am a whale

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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