Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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9/11

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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