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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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