- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Michael Brown

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

whats my name? Matt

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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