- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

9/11

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

i hate non minorities!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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