- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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