- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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