- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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