Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's up? Your time.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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