- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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