Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A van drives into a car.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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WNBA

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