I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

thumb_up thumb_down -24

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

thumb_up thumb_down -26

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops