- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats my name? Matt

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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