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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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