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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Balls

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Guess what What

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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