- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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