- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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