- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what do you call a black guy african american

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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