What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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