- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what do you call a black guy african american

._____________________. Whale!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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