- Anti Joke

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Women's rights.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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