IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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