- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

being sober in a bar fight

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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