why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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