When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Anti Joke

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