- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

your face

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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