Two baby seals walk into a club.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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