A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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