Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

your face

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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