If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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